“There are three things you must never turn your back on: bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season.”
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“In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.”
“Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings…”
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“Ryan: Did you see Saw? Dwight: Of course I see-saw. Mose and I see-saw all the time.…”