Shaun: [about Ed] I’ve known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he’s a laugh.

Pete: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo!

Shaun: Oh, leave him alone.

Pete: All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnapps and playing Tekken 2.

Shaun: Oh yeah. [laughing] When was that?

Pete: [laughing] That was five years ago. When’s he going home?

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