“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The piña…”

“I had just moved out to try to teach her a lesson so that she would beg me to come back.…”

“Ellen: You don’t need to analyze this dream. I have this little tiny bird. This finch.…”

“I had no material because I had never done anything. The reason I was funny, I guess, to…”