“Mr. Nichols: [needing a last minute birthday gift for Audrey] Uh, get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste! Josh Nichols: Dad, there's two-hundred dollars here. Mr. Nichols: Well, get her some mouthwash, too! I'M JUST A MAN!”
— Eric Friedman, Dan Schneider, Walter Nichols & Josh Nichols, Jonathan Goldstein & Josh Peck, imdb.com