“Then maybe later I'll introduce her to... THE THICK-NESSSSSSS!!”

“Carla: J.D., you have to get out! This place is tiny and I'm sick of seeing your…”

“Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me to give my "things I don't care about" speech again?…”

“He doesn't know that I cry sometimes because... I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.”