“Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com
“You show up at my house like fucking Squiggy with a hard-on.”— Jenji Kohan, Polly Harper, Maria Dizzia, imdb.com
“Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, boner!”— Eric Weinberg, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com
“Lay him on the bed, turn it on, and rub it over him. Start at his knees, run up his upper thighs, and circle it around the bulge in his pants. This way, he'll get comfortable with the feeling.”— Bethany Heitman, cosmopolitan.com
“How to stop the cuddle sesh? Or at least just tease the shit out of him if that’s more your style.. the BUTT STRETCH. It’s not really so much of a stretch. More like a push. Very simple: Your butt, his man place, and pressure. It’s definitely the least subtle thing ever, but in my head when I’m doin…”— Veronica Ruckh, totalsororitymove.com
“Just take a glance down at his jeans. If you see a bulge, then it’s pretty obvious how he feels about you.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you want to turn the kiss into something more, then press your body up against hers, so she can feel your boner. That should make your intentions pretty clear. Then she can decide whether she wants to take things a step further or continue the make-out session.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com