“We can't undo, can't make amends. Dysfunction is our lingua franca. We can't unscrew each other's friends - we're Jerry Springer not Casablanca. There's hard-to-get, then there's neglect - to say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow! Not to be crass, but this sucks ass. This was a shit show.”
More from Erin Ehrlich
“Bob: Your book? You mean like a bible? Rebecca: Kind of, but less sci-fi.”
“Ah, not a problem for me. I love a good public poo. It's like, leave it and forget it -…”
“This is why I'm growing out my pubic hair - because it makes me feel like a fierce animal!”
“Okay well, let's not knock someone for a fetish. I mean, you know, some people like…”