“Greg: Wait, so you left a job in New York to live near the beach? We're four hours from the beach - people say two, but those people are dumb. Rebecca: Yeah, but it's such a great place. I mean, the motto is 'Live, Work, Play.' Greg: We have a motto?”Tagged: beach, Moving Away, live, Work, play
“Greg: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Rebecca: I'm sorry, what were you saying? Greg: Perfect.”Tagged: Type, Smart, Ignoring, Attractive
“Rebecca: I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever. Greg: Mine was really bad too. It was like Pearl Harbor meets the movie Pearl Harbor.”Tagged: Hoidays, Bad, terrible, disaster
“God, I'm an idiot. What am I even doing here? I got caught up in Bunchsanity again, I'm a moron!”Tagged: Moron, Love, Idiot
“Can I get you a drink? Nothing goes better with a fine lager than a little snark.”Tagged: Drink, Snarky, Beer
“We can't undo, can't make amends. Dysfunction is our lingua franca. We can't unscrew each other's friends - we're Jerry Springer not Casablanca. There's hard-to-get, then there's neglect - to say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow! Not to be crass, but this sucks ass. This was a shit show.”Tagged: Sex, Friends, goodbye, Shit Show
“There are no signs. Life doesn't happen to you, you make decisions. And right now I'm deciding to move forward with my life.”Tagged: Signs, Life, Decisions, Moving Forward