“Rebecca: I'm gonna go put on a thong. Or maybe I won't wear any underwear, and that way he'll just smell my pheromones. Like a lion! Right? Heather: Yeah, I would do a thong.”Tagged: thong, Pheromones, Underwear, Smells
“Greg: A dude just left your apartment! You took some guy home from our date and slept with him? What is wrong with you? I don't understand! Rebecca: No, see that's it, you don't understand. Like, I'm not... I'm not an adult! Like, what we were doing back at the taco festival, like being like all…”Tagged: Wrong, adult, Mistakes, Scared, Advice
“I'm the villain in my own story. I'm the witch in my own tale. Though I insist I'm a protagonist, it's clear that my soul is up for sale. I'm the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I'm the 'who' in the whodunit, when I go to Hell I'll run it as Satan's CFO!”Tagged: villain, Soul, Bad Guy, satan
“We can't undo, can't make amends. Dysfunction is our lingua franca. We can't unscrew each other's friends - we're Jerry Springer not Casablanca. There's hard-to-get, then there's neglect - to say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow! Not to be crass, but this sucks ass. This was a shit show.”Tagged: Sex, Friends, goodbye, Shit Show
“There are no signs. Life doesn't happen to you, you make decisions. And right now I'm deciding to move forward with my life.”Tagged: Signs, Life, Decisions, Moving Forward
“Ah, not a problem for me. I love a good public poo. It's like, leave it and forget it - not my mess!”Tagged: Poop, Mess, public, Gross
“This is why I'm growing out my pubic hair - because it makes me feel like a fierce animal!”Tagged: pubic hair, Fierce, animal
“Okay well, let's not knock someone for a fetish. I mean, you know, some people like being... choked by red licorice. I'm not saying who, but I think you know it's me.”Tagged: Fetish, Choked, Fantasy
“Bob: Your book? You mean like a bible? Rebecca: Kind of, but less sci-fi.”Tagged: Bible, life advice, Books