“When we make pizza at home it's my wife's job to shred the cheese. She's the gratist.”

“Why does no one laugh at dad jokes? The punchlines are so old they're full groan.”

“I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums. He usually forgets his drumsticks so he…”

“Why does Pennywise live in the sewer? He used to live in a septic tank but he ran out of…”