“Why does Pennywise live in the sewer? He used to live in a septic tank but he ran out of room for his floaters.”Tagged: Pennywise, Sewer, septic tank, Room, floaters
“I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums. He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.”Tagged: Band, Turkey
“Yesterday a dollar bill came out of my butt. It made no cents. Still no change today.”Tagged: Dollar Bill, Money
“Why does no one laugh at dad jokes? The punchlines are so old they're full groan.”Tagged: dad jokes, punchline
“When we make pizza at home it's my wife's job to shred the cheese. She's the gratist.”Tagged: Married Couple, Pizza