“Rocko: [referring to Filburt's diary] Look, Heff, if I let you see one page, then will you be satisfied?
Heffer Wolfe: Yes. I'll be satisfied.
Heffer Wolfe: [Heffer starts reading aloud] 'The Earth Log of Filburt Shellbach. I am an alien. For our evil plan to take over this puny planet, see next page.' Well, that's one page.
Rocko: Yup. One page.
Heffer Wolfe: [closes the diary] Play a game of badminton?
Rocko: Um... yeah. Okay.”
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