“Henry: Okay, this is her. Start beating me up. Make it look good.
Ula: Give me your wallet. OK, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple?
Henry: Help me! Not so hard. Take it easy.
Ula: Try to bang our women. Making my sister clean your hotel room.
Henry: OK. What does that have to do with this? Relax. Hey! Hey! Help me, please!
Ula: Stupid haole!”
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