“Henry: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!
Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
More from George Wing
“Henry: I was petting my walrus all morning and I was thinking of you the whole time. Lucy:…”
“Henry: Actually I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you, because there's no…”
“Henry: And why is your foot on my pillow? Ula: Sorry, brah. [removes to reveal a dirty…”
“Henry: Let me ask you something, Alexa. If you made a promise to a girl's dad that you…”