“Everybody thinks babies are cute. Well they're not so cute when they are yours, I'll tell you that right now! Crapping and puking all over you! They cost a damn fortune to feed and all they do is make your life a misery, just like what you're doing to your parents right now!”
More from Glenn Eichler
“I'm gonna get a tattoo of a butt!”
“[while watching a KISS video] You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.”
“[watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block] Butt-Head: This video…”
“[watching the video for 'Dancing with Myself' by Billy Idol] This guy does everything by…”