“Everybody thinks babies are cute. Well they're not so cute when they are yours, I'll tell…”

“[while watching a KISS video] You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.”

“[watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block] Butt-Head: This video…”

“[watching the video for 'Dancing with Myself' by Billy Idol] This guy does everything by…”