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Glenn Eichler

69 quotesScreenwriter · United States Of America · Male

Glenn Eichler is an American comedy writer who started out as an editor for National Lampoon magazine. From there, he moved over to work as story editor for the MTV television shows Beavis and Butt-head and The Maxx. He was later responsible for co-creating and producing the television show Daria, a spinoff from Beavis and Butt-Head, for MTV as well as Hey Joel for VH1. He has also written for such shows as Rugrats, Married... with Children, and The Wrong Coast, a stop-action animation mini-series for the American Movie Classics cable channel. He currently writes for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS after also writing for Stephen Colbert in Comedy Central's The Colbert Report. Glenn is the author of the humor books Mush!: Sled Dogs with Issues, Stuffed!, Bill and Hillary's Twelve-Step Guide to Recovery (a political satire), and Dr. Katz's Me At a Glance. Because he was executive producer of Daria, he is sometimes claimed to be the creator of the character Daria Morgendorffer; this was actually the work of Beavis and Butt-head writer David Felton, with some input from Mike Judg

All Sassy (9)Homonyms (2)Betrayals (2)Hard To Talk To (2)high school (2)Best friend (2)fake (2)Immunity (2)Guns (2)Brain (2)influence (1)Hawaii (1)Stomach (1)Anus (1)Evacuation (1)

From “Family Reunion”

There now that they're gone let's get down to some real fun, I've rented you boys some movies 'Reptar Come Home,' 'Reptar Redux,' and my personal favorite 'Lonely Space Vixens,' now that's for after you go to bed.

Movies Action Sex Bed

From “The Misery Chick”

When they say 'you're always unhappy Daria', what they mean is: 'You think Daria', I can tell because you don't smile.

Unhappy Intelligence Happiness Depression

From “Gifted”

My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.

Regrets Bitter Realization Career Life Teens

From “Quinn the Brain”

Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.

shallow Depth thorough

Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'll be forced to call Social Services.

Social Services Reminice Sassy

Daria: Only Quinn could turn having brains into a fad. Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains.

Brains Fads Pierced Piercing

From “College Bored”

Yeah. I'm tired of being at a school where the kids just think they're cooler than me. I want to go to one where they're smarter than me also.

School Cooler Smarter

From “Cafe Disaffecto”

Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality! Daria: You mean... the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?

Dream Dream Into Reality Burst Into Flames

From “Malled”

Daria: It smells like... like... Jane: Teen spirit?

Smells Teen Spirit Nirvana

We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.

Hell hands Elbows Saftey

From “This Year's Model”

The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach. Which I guess is good if you want to be a model. Eases the transition to bulimia.

Stomach model Bulimia transition Sassy

From “The Lab Brats”

Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.

Boyfriend Jealousy Brain Lab Partner Dating

From “Pinch Sitter”

And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.

Spoon Legal Marriage Hawaii

From “Too Cute”

Dr. Shar: It puts a frown on my face, and I don't like having a frown on my face. Daria: Maybe you could inject collagen into your lips in the shape of a smile

Frown Collegen Lips Smile

From “The Big House”

Quinn: Is this gonna take long? I'm suppose to be somewhere. Daria: Oh, is there another tight pants sale going on at the mall?

Sassy Tight Pants mall

Jane: So, basically, you've convinced them that you were too dull to be worth grounding. Daria: Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's kinda true.

dull Grounding Sad thing

From “Road Worrier”

Trent: Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life? Daria: Only when I'm awake.

Wasting Your Life Awake Napping

Helen: Quinn, what is that thing on your arm? Quinn: Don't worry, mom! It's fake. Daria: Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.

Tattoo fake Personality Sassy Diss

From “The Teachings of Don Jake”

Daria: My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries, so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped. Jane: Wow, that's cool. My family was already crazy without any berries, so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell…

crazy Evacuation Stomach Pumped Airport

Dammit! It's my turn to say Dammit!

Dammit Timing My Turn

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