“Josh: Why were you trying to put your penis in a toilet roll?
Tom: Because I'm curious-- I'm a curious guy.”
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“I feel the same way as I do when people tell me they like cats, you know? I can't look at…”
“It's weird to hurt someone as a favor.”
“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”
“Grow up and pull your bloody head in.”