“Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little 'jerky-jerk' to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti-toxins.
Judge: Excuse me?
Moondog: All due respect to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety, I want to let you know the therapeutic value of a groin massage during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts fucking medicinal!
Judge: It's not gonna happen!”
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