“Robert: I mean, what if we'll never be able to be happy because our entire relationship was based on lies and betrayals so awful that karmically we're doomed?
Sol: Wow, you're more Jewish than I am.
Robert: Well, we Catholics know our way around guilt, too.”
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“We are both formidable people who detest children.”
“Randy: Did you rebel against your father? Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk.…”
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“Tim: I didn't bug you during childbirth. Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.”