If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face it's going to be me.
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Howard J. Morris
I just took muscle relaxors with peyote?
This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with.
Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?
Randy: Did you rebel against your father? Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk. Randy: He'd be proud if he could see you now.
Randy: My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card. Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.
Grace: You are in need of some serious cheering up. Frankie: I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down. It's an honest down, and since you are so up, there's a homeostatic balance.
I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.
I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.
Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!
FLIMSY!
Robert: I mean, what if we'll never be able to be happy because our entire relationship was based on lies and betrayals so awful that karmically we're doomed? Sol: Wow, you're more Jewish than I am. Robert: Well, we Catholics know our way around guilt, too.