“Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.”
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“We are both formidable people who detest children.”
“Randy: Did you rebel against your father? Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk.…”
“Randy: My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card. Tim:…”
“Tim: I didn't bug you during childbirth. Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.”