“If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candle still lit.”
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“Shine that light on me, make me feel like I matter. Even if it's a lie.”
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“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”