Quotes tagged ‘Shoplifting’

(3 total)

“If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candle still lit.”

— Ian Brennan, April Rhodes, Kristin Chenoweth, imdb.com

“That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ‘act natural, you’re innocent.’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“You haven't won. You may think you've won, but you haven't won. Do you know why? It's not over. This is not over. I'm not forgetting what's happening here. You have my ten dollars. I will get it back. All right, don't worry. It's not over. I'm going now. Goodbye. I will be back.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com