Quotes tagged ‘Hooker’

“I hate to state the obvious, but you are in fact a hooker.”

— J. F. Lawton, Edward Lewis, Richard Gere, imdb.com

“Sanka Coffie: So what are we gunna name the sled? Junior Bevill: How about 'Tallulah?' Sanka Coffie: Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a two-dollar hooker! Where you come up with that? Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Sanka Coffie, Doug E. Doug, imdb.com

“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”

— Eric Kaplan, Bender , Billy West, imdb.com

“Well you go ahead on, hooker with your badass. Good for you. It ain't possible to live unless you crossin' somebody's line.”

— Chris Offutt, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

“Annie Walker: No. No, I'm here. I can do it. I... do... do I have to wear, like, a... costume? Joan Campbell: Hookers in D.C. are pretty conservative. What you're wearing now is fine.”

— Matt Corman, Chris Ord, Joan Campbell, Kari Matchett, imdb.com

“Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker! Go ahead pick yourself out a live one.”

— Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen, Cotton Hill, Toby Huss, imdb.com

“I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.”

— Ian Brennan, Finn Hudson, Cory Monteith, imdb.com

“What did one broke hooker say to the other? Can you lend me ten bucks ‘til I’m on my back again?”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon, amazon.com