“My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant, though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.”
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“Shine that light on me, make me feel like I matter. Even if it's a lie.”
“Every time I leave a picture show, I feel better than I did walking in.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”