“I'm a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin' over apps. I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here's the tip — run away!”
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