“Oh, so now y’all wanna be woke when a bitch been an alarm clock since Day 1? Well, beep…”

“Issa: Can you teach me how to ho? Molly: Bitch, that's rude... and yes.”

“Lawrence: I'm sorry for not being who you expected me to be. Who I expected me to be.…”

“Issa: It was the worst thing I could have ever done to you. And I wish I could somehow…”