“You wouldn't tell Shakespeare how to write a sonnet, and you don't tell a social media guru how to get a hashtag trending, okay? So step back.”
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“Men are ugly. They just don't know it yet.”
“I don't have a 401(K), so as of now, my retirement plan is to overdose on drugs.”
“Yeah. I think the fonts are fine. My big note is that this - is a war crime”
“I majored in English, and that should be illegal.”