Matt Ingebretson

7 quotes

“You wouldn't tell Shakespeare how to write a sonnet, and you don't tell a social media guru how to get a hashtag trending, okay? So step back.”

“I want to have a hot body 'cause I'm tired of developing my personality.”

“Why don't you like confrontation? Defend your position.”

“Yeah. I think the fonts are fine. My big note is that this - is a war crime”

“I majored in English, and that should be illegal.”

“I don't have a 401(K), so as of now, my retirement plan is to overdose on drugs.”

“I don't have a 401(K), so as of now, my retirement plan is to overdose on drugs.”