Gomer Pyle: I was wonderin' if you could put me up in a cell till I settle on my feet in someplace.

Andy Taylor: I'll go you one better'n that, Gomer. Come over to the house and stay with me and Opie and Aunt Bee for a few days.

Gomer Pyle: Oh, that's puttin' you out.

Andy Taylor: Glad to have you. Got more room that I know what to do with.

Gomer Pyle: Well it don't seem right.

Andy Taylor: You gotta see the fried chicken Aunt Bee's gotta throw out...

Gomer Pyle: I accept.

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