“Gomer Pyle: I was wonderin' if you could put me up in a cell till I settle on my feet in…”

“Mayor Roy Stoner: Well, I'll admit they sound better'n they did last year... Andy Taylor:…”

“Ernest T. Bass: I'm no account, Andy. I'm no-count. Sheriff Andy Taylor: You're not…”

“That poor, blind fool. He don't know it but he's headed right for Heartbreak Alley.”