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James Fritzell

11 quotesScreenwriter · United States Of America · Male

All Nut (2)classism (1)Drinking (1)Fool (1)No-Account (1)ignorant (1)House Guest (1)Transvestitism (1)Disgust (1)Blind (1)strange (1)distaste (1)Wild (1)Man (1)Alcoholism (1)

From “Alcoholics Unanimous”

The instrument has yet to be devised that can test my indifference to that remark.

Indifference

From “Welcome to Korea”

Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress! Klinger: I'm not that easy.

Transvestitism

Potter: I gather you drink. Hawkeye: Only to excess.

Drinking Alcoholism

From “Andy's Rich Girlfriend”

That poor, blind fool. He don't know it but he's headed right for Heartbreak Alley.

poor Blind Fool Heartbreak

Barney Fife: It won't work. Andy Taylor: What won't work? Barney Fife: You and Peg. That's what won't work. Andy, I hate to have to tell you this but you're gonna have to give her up. Forget about her. Nip it. Nip it in the bud. Andy Taylor: What're you talkin' about? Barney Fife: You want me to…

Class war classism The Rich

From “Andy and Opie, Bachelors”

Andy Taylor: What do you know about love? Floyd Lawson: What do I know... about love... about love...A man can't cut hair for thirty years without learning SOMETHING!

Love Barber

From “The Mayberry Band”

Mayor Roy Stoner: Well, I'll admit they sound better'n they did last year... Andy Taylor: There ya are, boys! Mayor Roy Stoner: ...but they are still the most disgusting band I have ever heard in all my life.

distaste Disgust Backhanded Compliments

From “Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army”

Sheriff Andy Taylor: There goes a happy man. Deputy Barney Fife: There goes a happy nut.

Happy Man Nut

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Look at him go. He's a strange one. Recruiting Sergeant: He's a wild one. Deputy Barney Fife: He's a nut.

strange Wild Nut

From “Gomer the House Guest”

Gomer Pyle: I was wonderin' if you could put me up in a cell till I settle on my feet in someplace. Andy Taylor: I'll go you one better'n that, Gomer. Come over to the house and stay with me and Opie and Aunt Bee for a few days. Gomer Pyle: Oh, that's puttin' you out. Andy Taylor: Glad to have you.…

House Guest fried chicken

From “The Education of Ernest T. Bass”

Ernest T. Bass: I'm no account, Andy. I'm no-count. Sheriff Andy Taylor: You're not no-count, Earnest. You're just... ignorant, that's all. Ernest T. Bass: Aw, you're being kind.

No-Account ignorant

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