“The instrument has yet to be devised that can test my indifference to that remark.”Tagged: Indifference
“Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress! Klinger: I'm not that easy.”Tagged: Transvestitism
“That poor, blind fool. He don't know it but he's headed right for Heartbreak Alley.”Tagged: poor, Blind, Fool, Heartbreak
“Barney Fife: It won't work. Andy Taylor: What won't work? Barney Fife: You and Peg. That's what won't work. Andy, I hate to have to tell you this but you're gonna have to give her up. Forget about her. Nip it. Nip it in the bud. Andy Taylor: What're you talkin' about? Barney Fife: You want me to…”Tagged: Class war, classism, The Rich
“Andy Taylor: What do you know about love? Floyd Lawson: What do I know... about love... about love...A man can't cut hair for thirty years without learning SOMETHING!”Tagged: Love, Barber
“Mayor Roy Stoner: Well, I'll admit they sound better'n they did last year... Andy Taylor: There ya are, boys! Mayor Roy Stoner: ...but they are still the most disgusting band I have ever heard in all my life.”Tagged: distaste, Disgust, Backhanded Compliments
“Sheriff Andy Taylor: There goes a happy man. Deputy Barney Fife: There goes a happy nut.”Tagged: Happy, Man, Nut
“Sheriff Andy Taylor: Look at him go. He's a strange one. Recruiting Sergeant: He's a wild one. Deputy Barney Fife: He's a nut.”Tagged: strange, Wild, Nut
“Gomer Pyle: I was wonderin' if you could put me up in a cell till I settle on my feet in someplace. Andy Taylor: I'll go you one better'n that, Gomer. Come over to the house and stay with me and Opie and Aunt Bee for a few days. Gomer Pyle: Oh, that's puttin' you out. Andy Taylor: Glad to have you.…”Tagged: House Guest, fried chicken
“Ernest T. Bass: I'm no account, Andy. I'm no-count. Sheriff Andy Taylor: You're not no-count, Earnest. You're just... ignorant, that's all. Ernest T. Bass: Aw, you're being kind.”Tagged: No-Account, ignorant