“I think it's time you learned the real me. Here we go. I'm not... like normal people. I…”

“As I looked at all the relationships around me... Some that had gone on forever... some…”

“Carla: I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up. Turk: I just put…”

“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells! J.D.: Why'd you get a…”