Episode

My Malpractical Decision

by Janae Bakken, Gail Mancuso, Dayo Ade, Sam Lloyd, Julianna Margulies and 37 others

J.D. is approached by a malpractice attorney, asking him to do a risky procedure on her father. Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.

(4 total)

Characters

Janae Bakken (4)Perry Cox (2)John C. McGinley (2)Elliot Reid (1)Sarah Chalke (1)John 'J.D.' Dorian (1)Zach Braff (1)

“Turk: J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells! J.D.: Why'd you get a new cell phone number? Your old number spelled 'kufunninapuh.' Turk: Yeah, well this one's 916-CALL-TURK. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk! J.D.: How'm I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stic…”

— Janae Bakken, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Friends, Spelling, Change, Big News, cell phone

“Elliot: Carla, when I became Chief Resident, I wrote a pledge to myself. And do you know what it said? Carla: Mm-mm? Elliot: It said 'Dance like nobody is watching.' Which I do, constantly... in my living room, with the shades closed just in case somebody is watching. But it also said not to hide pr…”

— Janae Bakken, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

Tagged: Dancing, Hide Problems, Dance Like Nobody Is Watching, Pledge, Contradiction

“Oh, my God! I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm... I'm gavomiting!”

— Janae Bakken, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Vomit, Gagging, Sick

“J.D.: Dr. Cox, I'd like to take this one. Dr. Cox: Go ahead. J.D.: Mr. Steel, first name, Man of. Dr. Cox: And you're done.”

— Janae Bakken, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Superman, Jokes, Funny Not Funny