“Phoebe: Hey, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J'. Coincidence?…”

“I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!”

“Rachel: So basically you get your ya-yas from taking money from all of your friends? Ross:…”

“All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers...it doesn't make…”