“Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.”— Joe Chandler, Nic Wegener, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what?! Chandler: Um, OK. The fifth dentist caved and now they're ALL recommending Trident?”— Jeff Astroff, Mike Sikowitz, Rachel Green, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com
“Sam: A dentist drilled a guy to death. Dean: You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?”— Eric C. Charmelo, Nicole Snyder, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com
“I never win any awards or trophies because my dentist told me I should try to avoid plaque buildup.”— Donnerschildkroete, donnerschildkroete.tumblr.com