“All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers...it doesn't make much of a difference.”Tagged: Numbers, Innumeracy
“Phoebe: Hey, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J'. Coincidence? Chandler: Hey, that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'.”Tagged: Joker, poker, coincidence, Pun
“Rachel: So basically you get your ya-yas from taking money from all of your friends? Ross: Yeah. Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less, so...”Tagged: Ya-Yas, IKEA
“Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what?! Chandler: Um, OK. The fifth dentist caved and now they're ALL recommending Trident?”Tagged: Dentists, Trident, Facetious