“I gotta take this. It's my ac-clown-tant... you know, a clown-accountant. He's got this…”

“Stan: Uh... if I didn't care about historical accuracy, would I have stolen the actual…”

“You were just humming the Cheers theme song and shitting yourself.”

“You sound like the cops. They've given up on the case already too. To them, I'm just one…”