“I gotta take this. It's my ac-clown-tant... you know, a clown-accountant. He's got this…”

“I love myself all the time. At least once in the morning, and usually right before I go to…”

“Stan: Uh... if I didn't care about historical accuracy, would I have stolen the actual…”

“You sound like the cops. They've given up on the case already too. To them, I'm just one…”