“The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season.
Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right.
Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all…may have been that his heart was 2 sizes too small.”
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