“All memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums had been erased by two decades of betrayal, failure and disaster.”Tagged: brilliance, Betrayal, disaster, Failure
“Three thousand feet up. Up the side of Mt. Crumpit. He rode with his load to the tip-top to dump it.”Tagged: Christmas, Anti-Christmas, Dump
“The whipperwinds whipped high above the Who town.”Tagged: Christmas, Anti-Christmas, Whipperwinds, Whoville
“The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season. Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all…may have been that his…”Tagged: Christmas, Anti-Christmas, heart
“A trip or a slip, you'd slide all the way down, but this girl had a mission.”Tagged: Christmas, Anti-Christmas, mission, trip, Slip
“Way up in the mountains, in the high range of Pontoos, lay the small town of Whoville: The Home of the Whos.”Tagged: Christmas, Whoville
“[first words of the movie] Inside a snowflake, like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.”Tagged: snowflake, Story, see to believe, Christmas
“The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.”Tagged: Erections, Hair loss, Genetic Engineering, Evolution
“Joe and Rita had three children, the three smartest kids in the world. Vice President Frito took eight wives and had a total of 32 kids. Thirty-two of the dumbest kids ever to walk the Earth. OK, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind, but he got the ball rolling, and that's pretty good for an average…”Tagged: dysgenics, ass
“The #1 movie in America was called Ass. And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.”Tagged: dysgenics, ass, oscars, Best Screenplay
“As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most…”Tagged: natural selection, devolution, dysgenics, stupid movies