“Ricky Ricardo: [discussing operetta Lucy wrote, but does not know she wrote it] Who wrote this thing, anyway?
Lucy Ricardo: Who wrote it? Have you ever heard of Victor Herbert?
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah.
Lucy Ricardo: Well all right, then.”
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