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Lucy Ricardo

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All accents (2)Paranoia (2)talent show (1)Kleptomania (1)Ketchup (1)Threats (1)dance (1)scalp treatments (1)George Burns (1)bad girl (1)fad diets (1)Fat shaming (1)Psychic (1)english (1)play-writing (1)

From “The Diet”

I'm going to get rid of this fat if I have to chop it off with a cleaver.

Fat shaming fad diets

From “The Quiz Show”

Now, Ricky, listen to me, please, listen to me! That's what they asked me to do at the radio program in order to win that thousand dollars, and I came home and I tried to do it, and I don't know who that first man was, but I was never married to him, and this is the man from the program, and he's my…

Marriage false marriage game show

From “The Audition”

Ricky Ricardo: Listen, Professor, can you play that thin'? Lucy Ricardo: What thin? Ricky Ricardo: Never mind makin' fun of my English. Lucy Ricardo: That's English?

spanish english accents

Lucy Ricardo: Y'know, I've been thinking about shows like Burns and Allen. George Burns uses his wife on the show. Why don't you? Ricky Ricardo: I'd love to! Do you think she would leave George?

Burns and Allen George Burns Gracie Burns Radio Show

Lucy Ricardo: Hello, I'm looking for Risky Riskardo. Ricky Ricardo: Oh, well I'm Ricky Ricardo. Lucy Ricardo: Oh nice to meet you, do you know where I can find Risky Riskardo?

Mispronunciations

From “The Séance”

This is Madam Ethel Mertzola. She'll be our medium tonight. She's psychopathic.

seance Psychic psychopathic Malapropisms

Lucy Ricardo: You might be going through life with the wrong name. Hey, I better figure out the right one for you! Maybe if you're something besides Five, it'll help our vibration. Ricky Ricardo: Lucy! Lucy Ricardo: What? Ricky Ricardo: Don't you like the way I vibrate?

Wrong Name vibration

Mr. Merriweather: My horoscope says no more business after noon today. Lucy Ricardo: Oh, you follow horoscopes? Mr. Merriweather: Yes! I'm Scorpio. Lucy Ricardo: I'm Taurus. Ricky Ricardo: I'm cooked.

Horoscopes Scorpio Taurus

From “The Adagio”

Jean Valijean Raymand: Oh, but you don't understand, madame! The Apache dance is a dance of amour. One must warm up to it. Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, well I think you started warming up on the way over here! Jean Valijean Raymand: I can't help it. I can't help that there's a pounding in my heart. Lucy…

Love apache dance Threats

From “Lucy Writes a Play”

Ricky Ricardo: Excuse me, Mrs. Shakespeare, but would you mind telling me what this is all about? Lucy Ricardo: Well, you see, all the women's clubs in town are having a big play-writing contest. Ricky Ricardo: I knew it, I knew it. This had to do with the Wednesday Afternoon Fang and Claw Society.…

play-writing shakespeare Tennessee Williams Tennessee Ernie Ford

From “Breaking the Lease”

Think harder, we can be nastier than that.

nasty woman think harder

From “The Ballet”

Here I am with all this talent bottled up inside of me and you're always sitting on the cork.

Talent talent show

From “The Young Fans”

Lucy Ricardo: Now, what about boys your own age? Peggy: Oh, they're all so icky. Lucy Ricardo: They're icky, huh? Peggy: Yeah. Except Arthur... Arthur Morton. He's wonderful. He's got curly hair, big, sad eyes, and floppy ears. He looks like Gregory Peck. Lucy Ricardo: Sounds more like Lassie!

Gregory Peck Lassie Floppy Ears icky

Arthur: But... You're a woman. Lucy Ricardo: Yes, my husband likes me that way.

Woman husband

From “New Neighbors”

Lucy Ricardo: They're going to kill us. Police Sergeant: Why would they do that? Lucy Ricardo: So they can assume our identities and blow up the capitol. Police Sergeant: This is serious. Lucy Ricardo: You're darned right it is! These people are spies from a foreign enemy agent. Police Sergeant:…

Drunk Spies Paranoia

Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, were you snooping? Lucy Ricardo: Yes I was a bad girl and you can spank me tomorrow if there's anything left to spank!

Snooping bad girl spanking

Lucy Ricardo: I'm living on borrowed time. It was only by a very clever ruse that I managed to escape from their apartment. Police Sergeant: What was that? Lucy Ricardo: I pretended to be a chair. Police Sergeant: I don't think the police can help you madam, why don't you call an upholsterer?

Paranoia borrowed time

From “The Gossip”

Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, you remember that old saying, 'birds of a feather smell the same'? Lucy Ricardo: You mean 'a rose by any other name flocks together'? Ricky Ricardo: [Thinks a moment] Yeah.

Cliches Confusion

From “The Marriage License”

Ricky Ricardo: I was clearing out the desk and I found this. Lucy Ricardo: Why, it's our marriage license. Ricky Ricardo: Yeah. Lucy Ricardo: Well, what's the matter? Don't tell me it's expired!

marriage license expired

Lucy Ricardo: Well it all started when I was a little girl. I was riding around on the streetcar and I looked up and there was a box and it said take one. So I took one. Dr. Tom Robinson: Well there was nothing wrong with that. Lucy Ricardo: Oh yes there waaaas. From then on, I took anything that…

Kleptomania Kidnapping

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