“[Chet is telling everyone about his bear story]
So when you go to bed tonight, and you hear a noise, whatever you do, don't look out the window...[Chet shouts while he tosses some of his alcoholic beverage into the fireplace causing a huge fireball shooting out of the chimney]...because there might be a bear!”
More from John Hughes
“Roman: There's no mystery here, Chet. I know how you really feel about me. Chet: Do you?…”
“Looks like you're wanking your crank.”
“[Chet and Roman are arguing] Chet: You've got an awful lot of nerve, Roman, a lot of…”
“What a gas! Chet's gonna shit a solid gold brick when he sees us, what a great surprise!”