[Chet and Roman are arguing]

Chet: You've got an awful lot of nerve, Roman, a lot of nerve.

Roman: It's served me well, I'm the one with the Mercedes.

Chet: By the way, is it paid for?

Roman: Are you jealous? Chester!

Chet: Don't call me Chester! Call me that one more time and you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead!

Kate Craig: Oh yeah, that'll be the day!

Chet: Would you like one to match his?

Roman: [raising his fists] Hey, take it easy! You wanna go right now?

Buck Ripley: [breaking them apart] Dad, dad, dad. No one's denting anybody.

Roman: Thanks, Bucky.

Buck Ripley: Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman!

Connie Ripley: Hey, don't talk to adults that way!

Buck Ripley: Why not?

Roman: Because it's rude.

Connie Ripley: Oh, blow it out your ass!

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