Shut your festering cakehole! I'm gonna prove to you that there ain't no such thing as juju, and that you, are, a... moron! Now get back to crossing my path blacky, and don't forget to step on those cracks! Well, I'm waiting, and nothing's happening. I'm perfectly fine, there ain't no juju, and you are still the undisputed king of morons! Now what have we learned today?

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