Quotes tagged ‘Morons’

“You know, people like blood sausage, too. People are morons.”

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”

— Jeff Martin, Jon Vitti, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

“[On humans] I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed up they all are. I mean, really, really screwed up, in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die…which they…they know is coming, yet every single one of t…”

— Douglas Petrie, Jane Espenson, Anya Jenkins, Emma Caulfield, imdb.com

“Protester: God hates fags! Nate: [to protester] God hates morons!”

— Kate Robin, Nate Fisher, Peter Krause, imdb.com

“Shut your festering cakehole! I'm gonna prove to you that there ain't no such thing as juju, and that you, are, a... moron! Now get back to crossing my path blacky, and don't forget to step on those cracks! Well, I'm waiting, and nothing's happening. I'm perfectly fine, there ain't no juju, and you…”

— John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

“I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.”

— Mark Cuban, books.google.com