“Kenneth: Ma’am, this is a wild animal. You can’t treat it like a person.
Jenna: No, he’s happy. His costume is hiding his erection.”
More from John Riggi
“Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the…”
“When will this be made public, sir? I want my mother to know before she dies so goes to…”
“The Italians have a saying, Lemon: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' And…”
“Jack: Human contact is important, Lemon. I can tell from your stress level that you’ve not…”