“[being chased round my house by a murderer]
ME: PLEASE STOP THIS IS SENSELESS
MURDERER: What?
ME: [puts Fitbit on] Ok carry on”
More from Jon
“Hey. Whatever happens next. I'm here. I promise.”
“The ticking is so loud now, I can't hear anything.”
“Everyone's unhappy in New York! That's what New York is!”
“I like to see if I can write a song about anything.”